A Bit of Blah Blah Blah

So if you were to ask me what I did yesterday, this is how the conversation might go.

You: "What did you do yesterday?"
Michael: "What? Just like that? No hello or anything?"
You: "Oh, sorry, I thought you wanted to just, you know, get into it. I mean, that's what you kind of suggested."
Michael: "Fine. Whatever. No big deal."
(Awkward silence. Michael turns around and crosses his arms.)
You: "Are you pouting?"
Michael: "Well I'm a little hurt."
You: "Okay, you know what, I don't even care what you did yesterday. I have things to do."
(You walk away, return home. Maybe you cook dinner or something. Later on, you check this site and it reads, "This is what I did yesterday: slept 'til ten, made vegan French toast, baked a loaf of banana bread, went to the park with kids, got hit with water balloons, raced a four-year old, bought a slim keyboard and a laptop case, Thai with I., a long walk, and a long goodbye."

At this point, you might think to yourself, "Well, that was the twittiest way of going about that."

And you'd be right.