My Friday as a Saturday

A friend of mine is going to be celebrating five years without consuming anything with limbs. One day I will know that feeling; I will feel that balance of conscience. I've only a few years to wait.

Today I did an enormous amount of cleaning after an enormous amount of procrastination. My kitchen resembles very closely how I'd imagined it a month ago. It has been a day of great personal productivity. I even hanged a monkey.

Don't worry, I never ate it.